June 24, 2018
Lindsey Schoon
Lindsey Schoon
Staff Writer

Lindsey is a Pocahontas, Iowa native. After receiving her Kinesiology degree from Iowa State University she moved to San Diego, California to see if anyone there knew what kinesiology was and how it could make her money. No one there knew either so she now tells a Fortune 500 company in Kansas City how to spend their money. Her New Years Resolution is to be able to touch her toes someday. She looks good in hats, likes the worst dog more than the best person, and doesn't give a fuck what you think of her.

The Summer Slim Down

June 20, 2018 Lindsey Schoon 0

It’s that time of year.  Shirts are coming off, shorts are getting shorter, and the temptation to take a dip in the local watering hole is almost impossible to resist.  The temperatures aren’t the only […]

Soccer is the best sport. Don’t at me.

September 5, 2017 Lindsey Schoon 0

I grew up in Nowhereville, Flyover State, USA.  It took half a dozen tiny towns named after (totally unrelated) Native Americans & railroad company executives to make a single Pre-K through 12th grade school district.