July 15, 2024

Love Songs Are For Suckers

WARNING: TGS-approved playlists ahead — listen at your pleasure.

I have never liked Valentines Day. When you’re in a relationship, there’s too much pressure to give the perfect gift or write the perfect card that proves your love. Instead, I’d rather get something meaningful from my partner on a day that actually means something to us. And when you’re not in a relationship, it’s just fucking annoying. Enough already!

With all that baggage attached to February 14th, TGS decided to kick out a couple playlists for those of us who have more complicated feelings this V-Day season.

TGS Broken Hearts

From Backstreet Boys to Amy Winehouse, we picked only the most heartwrenching songs to listen to while you cry into your drink.

TGS Breaking Hearts

Here’s a soundtrack for the ladiez who are out there owning their lives. With artists like Cardi B, Beyonce, Rhianna, and Demi Lovato, get out there and kill it to these tunes! Even dudes can enjoy it…at least the last two songs Ted threw in.

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I'm Vee. I live in a cute little house with my cats. I grew up in Northwest Iowa and graduated from Iowa State (where, btw, I first met the notorious Ted Flint over a game of flip cup). Other totally random facts about me: I like goats and I am turned on when people make literary references in everyday conversation.

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