December 5, 2023

Munch Madness

The NCAA Tournament is one of the best events of the year for degenerates like me. Whether you’re looking to gamble, veg out and just watch a dozen consecutive hours of the best reality TV imaginable that is live sports, or stuff your face with the snacks of your childhood that you always used to beg your parents for in checkout lines at the convenience store, this madness is for you.

This gave us an idea for a bracket of our own. If we’re all honest with ourselves, we all crave value menu fast food, candy bars, bagged snacks, and Hostess goodies at various times in our life. So allow us to spark your imagination for munching ideas while you binge watch the NCAA Tournament while helping us crown a champion of our own from the bracket below.

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Value Fast Food Division

When you are on the run and you need to save money the, Value Menu can be your best friend. But which of these is truly king of the hill?

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Bag Food Divison

Sitting on the couch and need something that you can munch on all day without having to get up? Well things that come in a bag are your pals. But which one is the champ?

Ted Flint | The Tailgate Society

Snack Food divison

Your sweet tooth needs scratched. There is only one thing that will do for that and that is snack cakes. When you are browsing the end cap which one do you go with?

Ted Flint | The Tailgate Society

Candy Bars Divison

Stopping to get gas and need a pick me up? Well head to the candy bar aisle. What you pick there can affect the rest of your day, so pick wisely.

Ted Flint | The Tailgate Society

In the coming days on our Twitter feed, you’ll be able to vote for your favorite food item in each matchup to help us determine the ultimate snack attack. Seeds have been determined based on our own internal polling, but in the end, it’s our loyal readers that get to choose. So be sure to follow along, make your voice heard and help us crown the winner of Munch Madness!

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Every family needs an adult figure. That's Tom's job on this ship. After graduating from Iowa State University, Tom headed down the ‘failed professional golfer' career path before heading back to his calling as an engineer in the great white north (Minnesota). He got his start in blogging at the critically acclaimed site, Wide Right & Natty Lite.  A student of the ‘you can't fail if you don't try' philosophy, there's no better way to describe Tom than a 'Jack of all trades, master of none'.

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