January 20, 2018
Astounding Fantasy Practitioner
Staff Writer

In 1938 Los Angeles, The Astounding Fantasy Practitioner (AFP) found a rocket pack hidden in a bi-plane cockpit. He used the pack to rescue his friend Malcolm, who was drunkenly piloting a bi-plane. This is not the plot summary of The Rocketeer, so don't bother checking. AFP is the resident fantasy football expert at The Tailgate Society. He's won every fantasy football contest in which he's ever participated by at least 30 points. He can bench press more than you. His dad can beat up your dad.