May 24, 2018
Lindsey Schoon
Lindsey Schoon
Staff Writer

Lindsey is a Pocahontas, Iowa native. After receiving her Kinesiology degree from Iowa State University she moved to San Diego, California to see if anyone there knew what kinesiology was and how it could make her money. No one there knew either so she now tells a Fortune 500 company in Kansas City how to spend their money. Her New Years Resolution is to be able to touch her toes someday. She looks good in hats, likes the worst dog more than the best person, and doesn't give a fuck what you think of her.

Soccer is the best sport. Don’t at me.

September 5, 2017 Lindsey Schoon 0

I grew up in Nowhereville, Flyover State, USA.  It took half a dozen tiny towns named after (totally unrelated) Native Americans & railroad company executives to make a single Pre-K through 12th grade school district.