April 23, 2024

Munch Madness

Writers note; I am plagiarizing 90% of this from Tom Danielson’s blog last year. He is taller, thinner, and better looking.

Normally we would all be waist deep in the NCAA tournament right now. Kansas would have just gotten knocked out, Duke would be playing every team to a two point finish, and we would be watching Bryce Drew knock off Ole Miss on the highlight reel. Instead we are binging the Tiger King, learning to bake our own bread, and really deciding what snacks are the most important when we leave our homes for that sweet smell of fresh air for a few brief moments.

That’s why we are bringing back the most important bracket of our time. We are home bound and have to be honest with ourselves and what we truly value. Now we debate what you inhale while you rewatch Scrubs instead of the office and realize the importance of the Tiger King over Food Inc.

The Dip Division

You want to work out but you don’t want to get off the couch. Practice your curls dipping.

The Gas Station Foods Division

Gas is essential. You need a snack when you fuel up so how do you fuel up when you stop?

TheAppetizers Division

The first of two you’ll buy on your grocery store trip or curbside pickup, the appetizers division.

The Cereal Division

Whether you start or end your day with it, or just munch while you binge, this division is likely the most integral portion of your day.

While the brilliant minds at the tailgate society have determined the seeds, it’s up to you to determine the winners. Starting today you will vote on who moves on and who gets left in the cracks of your overused sofa. Choose wisely.

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Levi Denny 24 Articles
Staff Writer

After winning his first wager at the Waterloo Greyhound Park and finding out it was possible to turn $2 into $18 Levi began making it his life pursuit to turn his passion for all things sporting into found money. Following many years of failing at this endeavor (over and over again) he learned how to be a smarter bettor and enjoys sharing his picks and tips. Levi is married to a woman who enjoys hearing him yell at the people on TV for both their triumphs and grievous errors, a father of two, adopted by a yellow lab from the ARL, and a lover of fine Jameson whiskey and Busch Light.

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