June 24, 2017

#TBT: Santas from Christmas Past

Santa is a jolly, happy, fat man. Always has been, always will be, right? Well I thought so, until I started looking into some old photos…enjoy!

Ummmm are those claws???

I am pretty sure both people in this photo are serial killers or grew up to be serial killers. Is that Matilda?

NOPE. Not even once.

RUN KIDS!! SOMEONE GET THOSE KIDS THEY JUST WANT TO ESCAPE!

Why does Santa have a black eye daddy???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!

Please tell me that is a rubber mask, someone please tell me that is a rubber mask.

The only reason this baby is still smiling is because it hasn’t turned around. Once it does it will never sleep again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!

The eyes, they stare into your soul…

Can someone please explain to me why this Santa demon has white all around his eyes?

He is going to eat that child, You know he is.  Just look at him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!

And finally…

 

DEAR GOD WHY ARE THERE CLOWNS THERE?? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CLOWNS?? ALWAYS CLOWNS!!! NEVER CLOWNS! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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