July 13, 2024

Enough with the Clowns

Hey you, in the clown suit and mask – your 15 minutes are over. You aren’t being funny or clever. You are being a jerkwad. I admit, I thought it was funny for about about 15 minutes, but it is time to move on. I heard about clowns threatening to steal kids yesterday from a school. Do you want to be grouped in with someone who threatens kids? ENOUGH.

Do you not know what country you are fucking with? I mean I bet over 50 percent of Americans have a gun on them or in their car. And you think running around trying to scare them is a good idea. Threatening to take their kids? Let me tell you have this ends for you. Badly that is how it ends.

And if you are one of those people that think retweeting those clown sightings twitter is funny. Stop. Be better. Most of these clown sightings are staged. I don’t give a damn if you think it is funny. Because it is going to let someone who isn’t nice try to get away with something very very bad.

“But, it is fun to mess with people!” you might say, “It’s just a prank, it’s October and let us have some fun!” These are the options for you if you put a clown costume on to scare people:  either your junk falls off, you end up in jail, you get hurt, or worse yet, dead. I won’t feel sad for you one bit.

Ted Flint



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Ted's friends often refer to him as the “Angry Panda" because of his cuddly, teddy bear-like nature and his fierce loyalty to those close to him. He's also not afraid to bite if you cross him or any of his allies. Born and bred in small town, southeastern Iowa, Ted took his Iowa State degree and moved to Kansas of all places. Ted loves to hold on to those small town roots though, by refusing to acknowledge any music made after 2005. His major goals include making the internet fun again, seeing the Cubs win a World Series live, and having a beer with Jon Stewart. This website is a step toward one of those goals.

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